The Best Christmas Gifts for the Nerds and Geeks in Your Life (Men)

Best Product No. 1
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH Adult Unisex T-shirt / Geeky Windows Error Nerd Computer Tee Shirt L
105 Reviews
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH Adult Unisex T-shirt / Geeky Windows Error Nerd Computer Tee Shirt L
  • MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is...
  • UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size...
  • SOFT FABRICS | Our shirts are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These...
Best Product No. 2
Novelty Fun Crazy Space Crew Socks Funny Cool Gifts for Men, Math Astronaut Rocket Solar School Cotton Socks
284 Reviews
Novelty Fun Crazy Space Crew Socks Funny Cool Gifts for Men, Math Astronaut Rocket Solar School Cotton Socks
  • 【PACKING & SIZE】4 Pair of socks come in our exclusive designed gift box. Fits socks size 8-14; men shoe size 7-13 / women shoe size 9-12.5.
  • 【YOUR SPACE STORY】Do you have your own space story? Our pack 4 space socks design from Black with math formula, forward to Blue with constellation and the Big Dipper, escalates to Navy with astronaut and rocket and finally step into the Deep blue with...
  • 【QUALITY MATERIAL】We use 80% Cotton, 17% Polyamide, 3% Elastance to ensure our socks soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable. No fading, hold up well in the laundry.
Best Product No. 3
Never Trust an Atom, they Make Up Everything | Funny Science Unisex T-shirt-Adult, L
385 Reviews
Never Trust an Atom, they Make Up Everything | Funny Science Unisex T-shirt-Adult, L
  • MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is...
  • UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size...
  • SOFT FABRICS | Our shirts are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These...
Best Product No. 4
Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. Pew Pew Wars | Funny Sci-Fi Space Star Noises Science For Geek Men Women T-Shirt-(Adult,XL)
77 Reviews
Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. Pew Pew Wars | Funny Sci-Fi Space Star Noises Science For Geek Men Women T-Shirt-(Adult,XL)
  • MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is...
  • UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size...
  • SOFT FABRICS | Our shirts are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These...
Best Product No. 5
Whiskey Stones Gift Set - 8 Granite Chilling Whisky Rocks – 2 Crystal Shot Glasses in Wooden Box – Premium Bar Accessories for the Best Tasting Beverages by BROTEC
127 Reviews
Whiskey Stones Gift Set - 8 Granite Chilling Whisky Rocks – 2 Crystal Shot Glasses in Wooden Box – Premium Bar Accessories for the Best Tasting Beverages by BROTEC
  • THE BEST GIFT FOR FRIENDS. The whiskey stones gift set is a great gift idea for friends and relatives on any holiday or Valentine's Day, Father's Day Present! The whiskey glass and stone set in a wooden box are a beautiful decoration for any personal...
  • A CLEAN TASTING LIQUOR DRINK. Forget about watery whiskey, bourbon or other drinks. BROTEC whisky rocks stones provide coolness, without adding anything to your drink as ice does: no other tastes or smells, or water to change the taste of your favorite...
  • IDEAL COOLING. Put the whiskey ice stones in the freezer and you will get cold rocks, which awesomely cool your drink. Use the velvet bag (included in the kit) for the freezer so that the whiskey rocks don't absorb other smells.
Best Product No. 6
All Fun and Games Until Funny Novelty Graphic Sarcastic T Shirt L Black
212 Reviews
All Fun and Games Until Funny Novelty Graphic Sarcastic T Shirt L Black
  • AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out. Want to make dad look like a super star? This shirt has a great look and cool fit.
  • TOP QUALITY: Our Graphic Tees are Professionally screen printed and designed in the USA by Feelin' Good Tees. Nothing beats our outstanding selection of funny sarcastic t shirts! The shirt will make for great father's day gifts , birthday present , gift...
  • GREAT FEEL: All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton with the following exceptions; Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester; Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester if available. . Available in 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL This tee will bring the adult humor out in the best...
Best Product No. 7
Feelin Good Tees Technically The Glass Is Completely Science Sarcasm Funny Cool Humor T Shirt XL Black
209 Reviews
Feelin Good Tees Technically The Glass Is Completely Science Sarcasm Funny Cool Humor T Shirt XL Black
  • AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out. Want to make dad look like a super star? This shirt has a great look and cool fit.
  • TOP QUALITY: Our Graphic Tees are Professionally screen printed and designed in the USA by Feelin' Good Tees. Nothing beats our outstanding selection of funny sarcastic t shirts! The shirt will make for great father's day gifts , birthday present , gift...
  • GREAT FEEL: All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton with the following exceptions; Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester; Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester if available. . Available in 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL This tee will bring the adult humor out in the best...
Best Product No. 8
Vetelli Hanging Toiletry Bag for Men - Dopp Kit/Travel Accessories Bag/Great Gift
1,037 Reviews
Vetelli Hanging Toiletry Bag for Men - Dopp Kit/Travel Accessories Bag/Great Gift
  • TIMELESS DESIGN - This men's toiletry bag radiates luxury. Designed & patented by Vetelli's Italian designers, the hanging toiletry kit stands out in a crowd of boring nylon bags.
  • PREMIUM MATERIALS - The Vetelli Dopp Kit is made of high grade PU leather, which is easy to clean and water resistant. The bag interior combines PU leather with canvas lining. Stainless steel zips and buckles secure your belongings.
  • FUNCTIONAL INTERIOR POCKETS - Features 4 internal pockets. 2x zipped pockets measure 11.2" x 6.7" (28.5cm by 17cm) & 11.2" x 4.5" (28.5cm x 11.5cm), both expand to easily hold large travel accessories. Also features 2x snap-fastened square pockets...
Best Product No. 9
The Elements Of Bacon Men's Very Funny Geek Nerd Math T Shirts XL Charcoal
32 Reviews
The Elements Of Bacon Men's Very Funny Geek Nerd Math T Shirts XL Charcoal
  • AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out.
  • TOP QUALITY: Professional screen printed and designed in the USA by Feelin' Good Tees. Nothing beats our outstanding selection of funny t shirts!
  • GREAT FEEL: All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton with the following exceptions; Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester; Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester if available. . Available in 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL for big guys.
Best Product No. 10
USB Floppy Disk I Am Your Father TShirt |Funny Nerd Geek Tee
1 Reviews
USB Floppy Disk I Am Your Father TShirt |Funny Nerd Geek Tee
  • Love computer science or computer engineer that loves coding codes and hacks? Best gift for the techie techy tech smart savant that is also a joke prankster with funny pun humor. Enjoy comp sci with techs professor and student hackers.
  • Great gift for Christmas, Valentines Vday or Birthday. Sysadmins, info tech IT managers and help desk hotline clerks & customer service representative CSR will appreciate. For cute nerdy nerds & geeky geeks that like 2018 kawaii anime. USB key got a daddy
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Best Product No. 11
Tech Support Definition Shirt-Funny Computer Nerd Gift Shirt
6 Reviews
Tech Support Definition Shirt-Funny Computer Nerd Gift Shirt
  • This "Tech Support Definition T-Shirt" makes a great Birthday or Christmas gift idea for your loved geeky ones. Perfect tee shirt for your if you work as Tech support engineer, Programmer, Help desk guy, Computer science student or Sysadmin.
  • Funny Computer Nerd Geek Techie Tee Shirt for techies, geeks, nerds and tech support engineers. This geeky shirt will impress people you cross and your work colleague will love it for sure.
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Best Product No. 12
No I Will Not Fix Your Computer | Funny IT Geek Geeky for Men Women Nerd T-Shirt-(Adult,XL) Sport Grey
10 Reviews
No I Will Not Fix Your Computer | Funny IT Geek Geeky for Men Women Nerd T-Shirt-(Adult,XL) Sport Grey
  • MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is...
  • UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size...
  • SOFT FABRICS | This shirt is a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 90% USA-grown cotton (10% polyester for the two-tone effect). If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy...
Best Product No. 13
Feelin Good Tees I Am Your Father Humor Funny Gift for Men Nerd Geek T-Shirt XL Black
18 Reviews
Feelin Good Tees I Am Your Father Humor Funny Gift for Men Nerd Geek T-Shirt XL Black
  • AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out.
  • TOP QUALITY: Professional screen printed and designed in the USA by Feelin' Good Tees. Nothing beats our outstanding selection of funny t shirts!
  • GREAT FEEL: All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton with the following exceptions; Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester; Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester if available. . Available in 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL for big guys.
Best Product No. 14
NOVICA Decorative Recycled Auto Part Metal Sculpture, 5.5' Tall, Rustic Computer Tech'
15 Reviews
NOVICA Decorative Recycled Auto Part Metal Sculpture, 5.5" Tall, Rustic Computer Tech'
  • Size: 5.5" H x 5.25" W x 5.25" D
  • Authentic: an original NOVICA fair trade product in association with National Geographic.
  • Certified: comes with an official NOVICA Story Card certifying quality & authenticity.
Best Product No. 15
Casmonal Mens Leather Wallet Slim Front Pocket Wallet Billfold RFID Blocking (carbon fiber leather black)
915 Reviews
Casmonal Mens Leather Wallet Slim Front Pocket Wallet Billfold RFID Blocking (carbon fiber leather black)
  • A SLIM WALLET: 4 1/8" X 3 1/8" X 1/2", significantly smaller than most other billfolds in the market, numerous samples and tests have been made before the final size is decided: it is so slim that the cash slot can hold US bank notes only.
  • A FUNCTIONAL WALLET: an easy access card slot on the surface to place your most frequently used card; inside there is one ID slot, two card slots and one big cash slots-just enough space for your casual daily use.
  • A SAFE WALLET: this billfold is equipped with RFID blocking feature and can block all RFID signals from your ID card, credit/debit card, driver license. Notes: some ID badges and access cards that work at a lower frequency can not be blocked.
Best Product No. 16
Feelin Good Tees You're Pointless Funny Math Sarcastic Nerd Geek Funny t Shirt XL Navy
45 Reviews
Feelin Good Tees You're Pointless Funny Math Sarcastic Nerd Geek Funny t Shirt XL Navy
  • AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out.
  • TOP QUALITY: Professional screen printed and designed in the USA by Feelin' Good Tees. Nothing beats our outstanding selection of funny t shirts!
  • GREAT FEEL: All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton with the following exceptions; Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester; Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester if available. . Available in 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL for big guys.
Best Product No. 17
ThinkGeek Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter - Laser-Etched Stainless-Steel Blade with Solid Zinc-Alloy Chromium-Plated Body
626 Reviews
ThinkGeek Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter - Laser-Etched Stainless-Steel Blade with Solid Zinc-Alloy Chromium-Plated Body
  • Star Trek Pizza Cutter - This Pizza Cutter is in the shape of the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 from Star Trek: The Original Series.
  • Cut Pizza Boldly - The Star Trek Pizza Cutter has its mission to explore strange new pizzas, seek out new toppings and cheeses, and boldly cut pizza where no man has cut before.
  • Stainless Steel - The pizza cutter is a laser-etched stainless-steel blade with a zinc-alloy chromium-plated body. Not dishwasher safe, hand wash only.
Best Product No. 18
USB Floppy Disk I am Your Father T-shirt, Geek Gifts Tshirt
4 Reviews
USB Floppy Disk I am Your Father T-shirt, Geek Gifts Tshirt
  • USB Floppy Disk Funny Geek Tee Shirt - Computer Nerd Shirt. USB I Am Your Father Funny Gift T-shirt for computer nerds, geeks. Perfect as a birthday gift for Computer Programmers.
  • This Funny Geek Nerd T-shirt is a perfect birthday or Christmas gift idea for computer programmers, sysadmins, geeks, nerds, coders, IT tech support, IT managers, IT Helpdesk hotline clerks and any computer enthusiastic you know.
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Best Product No. 19
Crazy Socks For Men: Mens Funny Dress Socks: Novelty Crazy Cool & Funky Colorful Sock: Geek Computer Processor
34 Reviews
Crazy Socks For Men: Mens Funny Dress Socks: Novelty Crazy Cool & Funky Colorful Sock: Geek Computer Processor
  • COOL & FUNNY MENS DRESS SOCKS: in a cool and colorful blend of tops, heals, and toes. These great socks immediately put you in the funky spirit. Perfect for wearing these crazy and novelty socks to the office or anywhere else.
  • SOFT, BREATHABLE, CRAZY these socks feel amazing on your feet. We use an outstanding blend of 60% Combed Cotton with 38% Microfiber.
  • 2 PACK of our favorite Geek & Science Dress Socks for Men give you enough to make you look great through any event. Great Christmas Stocking Stuffers! They go well with slacks, jeans, and even formal suits and tuxedos.
Best Product No. 20
The Original Computer Geek Nerd Tee Sarcastic Adult Humor Very Funny T Shirt L Black
27 Reviews
The Original Computer Geek Nerd Tee Sarcastic Adult Humor Very Funny T Shirt L Black
  • AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out.
  • TOP QUALITY: Professional screen printed and designed in the USA by Feelin' Good Tees. Nothing beats our outstanding selection of funny sarcasm t shirts!
  • GREAT FEEL: All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton with the following exceptions; Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester; Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester if available. . Available in 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL This tee will bring the adult humor out in the best...
Best Product No. 21
Threadrock Achievement Unlocked Infant Bodysuit & Men's T-Shirt Matching Set (Baby: 12M, Black|Men's: L, Black)
25 Reviews
Threadrock Achievement Unlocked Infant Bodysuit & Men's T-Shirt Matching Set (Baby: 12M, Black|Men's: L, Black)
  • Threadrock exclusive, dad and baby son or daughter matching set
  • Unisex infant bodysuit, designed for baby boys or baby girls; lap shoulder for easy on-off; 100% combed ringspun cotton; 1x1 baby rib; three-snap closure
  • Men's tee: 100% preshrunk cotton; seamless rib knit collar; taped neck and shoulders; double-needle hemmed bottom and sleeves
Best Product No. 22
Blittzen Mens Two Kinds of People - Incomplete Data, L, Navy Blue
136 Reviews
Blittzen Mens Two Kinds of People - Incomplete Data, L, Navy Blue
  • 100% Preshrunk cotton
  • Design may appear smaller/larger based on sizing
  • Wash inside out with like colors in cold water
Best Product No. 23
ComputerGear NASA T Shirt Polo Golf Space Science Logo Geek Nerd, Navy, 2X
52 Reviews
ComputerGear NASA T Shirt Polo Golf Space Science Logo Geek Nerd, Navy, 2X
  • Small fits chest/bust 34-36 in. chest, Medium fits 38-40, Large fits 42-44, X-Large fits 46-48, plus size 2XL fits 50-52, 3XL fits 54-56, 4XL fits 58-60
  • Wear the right stuff with NASA Adult Polo Shirt; Features 3 button up collar and embroidered NASA Meatball Logo
  • NASA engineering polo shirts make the perfect STEM gift for a NASA fan, or lover of all things space
Best Product No. 24
Cosmos Kitchen Knife Set in Gift Box - Unique Gifts For Men and For Women - 6-Piece Colorful Cooking Chef Knives Set - Best Xmas Gift, Birthday, Anniversary or Appreciation Present Idea - Regalos
293 Reviews
Cosmos Kitchen Knife Set in Gift Box - Unique Gifts For Men and For Women - 6-Piece Colorful Cooking Chef Knives Set - Best Xmas Gift, Birthday, Anniversary or Appreciation Present Idea - Regalos
  • WHAT A BEAUTIFUL VALUE! First, you marvel at the beauty of Chef's Vision Knives, with each colorful blade displaying a stunning color image of the unfolding universe. But the best is yet to come - because Chef's Vision Knives perform as beautifully as...
  • WHAT AN OUT OF THIS WORLD GIFT! What's the best thing Chef's Vision Cosmos Series Knives make? That's easy: they make the perfect gift! Whether it's for the Holidays, Mother's Day, for newlyweds, a great Father's Day gift, a graduation or birthday...
  • WHAT A BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED SET OF KNIVES! The blades are high quality, durable stainless steel honed to razor sharpness for cutting ease. The solidly constructed handles are ergonomically designed for a balanced, secure grip, and they're color-coded so...
Best Product No. 25
Geek Nerd Computer Programmer Techie Shirt Gift Sarcasm
5 Reviews
Geek Nerd Computer Programmer Techie Shirt Gift Sarcasm
  • Whether you're a professional programmer, late night coder or a weekend hactivist warrior, this clever design is sure to impress everyone at the next hackathon! Does your brain operate like a computer and take time to process ideas? Gift for boss,...
  • Makes a great birthday or Christmas gift for computer nerd, programming student or technology professor gamer geek. Techie nerd engineer type? Or love computer software? Need a Funny sarcastic tee?
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Best Product No. 26
Feelin Good Tees OBI Juan Sci Fi Nerd Geek Movie Science Graphic Tee for Men Very Funny T Shirt XL Black
21 Reviews
Feelin Good Tees OBI Juan Sci Fi Nerd Geek Movie Science Graphic Tee for Men Very Funny T Shirt XL Black
  • AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out.
  • TOP QUALITY: Professional screen printed and designed in the USA by Feelin' Good Tees. Nothing beats our outstanding selection of funny sarcasm t shirts!
  • GREAT FEEL: All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton with the following exceptions; Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester; Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester if available. . Available in 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL This tee will bring the adult humor out in the best...
Best Product No. 27
Computer Whisperer Funny IT Tech Support Nerd Geek Tee Shirt
5 Reviews
Computer Whisperer Funny IT Tech Support Nerd Geek Tee Shirt
  • With old school retro pixelated text. Buy it if you're shopping for funny Christmas presents for computer repair technicians or computer geeks, the best IT tech support t-shirts for men, women or kids, father's day gift ideas for your computer science...
  • Get it if you're looking for gear for information technology department staff or computer engineers, mother's day presents for your tech savvy hacker mom, birthday party supplies for computer nerds teen boys or girls, programmer or coder graduation...
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Best Product No. 28
Introverts Unite Sarcasm Tee Sarcastic Psychology Gamer Nerd Geek Rebellion Rebel Loner Funny Humor Pun Graphic Adult Mens T-Shirt (Medium, Black)
16 Reviews
Introverts Unite Sarcasm Tee Sarcastic Psychology Gamer Nerd Geek Rebellion Rebel Loner Funny Humor Pun Graphic Adult Mens T-Shirt (Medium, Black)
  • Printed in the USA. Mens Unisex Adult Sizes, Black, 100% Cotton, Tearaway label
  • Machine washable: Machine wash warm inside out with like colors. Tumble dry medium.
  • Exclusive Thread Science design. If you're a fun wife looking for great birthday men's apparel ideas for a husband, a parent trying to find the perfect awesome novelty gag graphic t-shirt present for a son or daughter, or a teenager searching for fun cool...
Best Product No. 29
Men's Microfiber Green Computer Science Circuit Board Geek Necktie Neck Tie Neckwear
15 Reviews
Men's Microfiber Green Computer Science Circuit Board Geek Necktie Neck Tie Neckwear
  • For the love of Computer Science, this Circuit Board Tie by Wild Ties simply can't be beat
  • Dimensions: 3.25'' x 58.0''
  • The Circuit Board Tie features a graphic print of a green circuit board that any true geek would love
Best Product No. 30
Star Wars Darth Vader Choking Hazard Empire Funny Humor Pun Mens Adult Graphic Tee T-shirt Apparel (Black, X-Large)
28 Reviews

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