The Best Christmas Gifts for the Nerds and Geeks in Your Life (Men)

Best Product No. 1
Vetelli Hanging Toiletry Bag for Men - Dopp Kit/Travel Accessories Bag/Great Gift
1,061 Reviews
Vetelli Hanging Toiletry Bag for Men - Dopp Kit/Travel Accessories Bag/Great Gift
  • TIMELESS DESIGN - This men's toiletry bag radiates luxury. Designed & patented by Vetelli's Italian designers, the hanging toiletry kit stands out in a crowd of boring nylon bags.
  • PREMIUM MATERIALS - The Vetelli Dopp Kit is made of high grade PU leather, which is easy to clean and water resistant. The bag interior combines PU leather with canvas lining. Stainless steel zips and buckles secure your belongings.
  • FUNCTIONAL INTERIOR POCKETS - Features 4 internal pockets. 2x zipped pockets measure 11.2" x 6.7" (28.5cm by 17cm) & 11.2" x 4.5" (28.5cm x 11.5cm), both expand to easily hold large travel accessories. Also features 2x snap-fastened square pockets...
Best Product No. 2
Whiskey Stones Gift Set - 8 Granite Chilling Whisky Rocks – 2 Crystal Shot Glasses in Wooden Box – Premium Bar Accessories for the Best Tasting Beverages by BROTEC
148 Reviews
Whiskey Stones Gift Set - 8 Granite Chilling Whisky Rocks – 2 Crystal Shot Glasses in Wooden Box – Premium Bar Accessories for the Best Tasting Beverages by BROTEC
  • THE BEST GIFT FOR FRIENDS. The whiskey stones gift set is a great gift idea for friends and relatives on any holiday or Valentine's Day, Father's Day Present! The whiskey glass and stone set in a wooden box are a beautiful decoration for any personal...
  • A CLEAN TASTING LIQUOR DRINK. Forget about watery whiskey, bourbon or other drinks. BROTEC whisky rocks stones provide coolness, without adding anything to your drink as ice does: no other tastes or smells, or water to change the taste of your favorite...
  • IDEAL COOLING. Put the whiskey ice stones in the freezer and you will get cold rocks, which awesomely cool your drink. Use the velvet bag (included in the kit) for the freezer so that the whiskey rocks don't absorb other smells.
Best Product No. 3
Novelty Fun Crazy Space Crew Socks Funny Cool Gifts for Men, Math Astronaut Rocket Solar School Cotton Socks
126 Reviews
Novelty Fun Crazy Space Crew Socks Funny Cool Gifts for Men, Math Astronaut Rocket Solar School Cotton Socks
  • 【PACKING & SIZE】4 Pair of socks come in our exclusive designed gift box. Fits socks size 8-14; men shoe size 7-13 / women shoe size 9-12.5.
  • 【YOUR SPACE STORY】Do you have your own space story? Our pack 4 space socks design from Black with math formula, forward to Blue with constellation and the Big Dipper, escalates to Navy with astronaut and rocket and finally step into the Deep blue with...
  • 【QUALITY MATERIAL】We use 80% Cotton, 17% Polyamide, 3% Elastance to ensure our socks soft, comfortable, stretchy and breathable. No fading, hold up well in the laundry.
Best Product No. 4
Feelin Good Tees Technically The Glass Is Completely Science Sarcasm Funny Cool Humor T Shirt XL Black
235 Reviews
Feelin Good Tees Technically The Glass Is Completely Science Sarcasm Funny Cool Humor T Shirt XL Black
  • AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out. Want to make dad look like a super star? This shirt has a great look and cool fit.
  • TOP QUALITY: Our Graphic Tees are Professionally screen printed and designed in the USA by Feelin' Good Tees. Nothing beats our outstanding selection of funny sarcastic t shirts! The shirt will make for great father's day gifts , birthday present , gift...
  • GREAT FEEL: All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton with the following exceptions; Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester; Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester if available. . Available in 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL This tee will bring the adult humor out in the best...
Best Product No. 5
Star Wars Lightsaber Salt and Pepper Shakers
43 Reviews
Star Wars Lightsaber Salt and Pepper Shakers
  • Add some Star Wars flavor to your kitchen table with these Lightsaber Salt & Pepper Grinders
  • Mills have ceramic mechanism and are made from high-quality stainless steel
  • Exteriors are durable ABS plastic molded to look like your favorite Jedi weapon
Best Product No. 6
Never Trust an Atom, they Make Up Everything | Funny Science Unisex T-shirt-Adult, L
456 Reviews
Never Trust an Atom, they Make Up Everything | Funny Science Unisex T-shirt-Adult, L
  • MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is...
  • UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size...
  • SOFT FABRICS | Our shirts are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These...
Best Product No. 7
Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. May The (F=mdv/DT) Be With You | Funny Physics Science Unisex T-Shirt-Adult,M
248 Reviews
Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. May The (F=mdv/DT) Be With You | Funny Physics Science Unisex T-Shirt-Adult,M
  • MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is...
  • UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size...
  • SOFT FABRICS | Our shirts are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These...
Best Product No. 8
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH Adult Unisex T-shirt / Geeky Windows Error Nerd Computer Tee Shirt L
119 Reviews
BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH Adult Unisex T-shirt / Geeky Windows Error Nerd Computer Tee Shirt L
  • MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is...
  • UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size...
  • SOFT FABRICS | Our shirts are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These...
Best Product No. 9
Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. Pew Pew Wars | Funny Sci-Fi Space Star Noises Science For Geek Men Women T-Shirt-(Adult,XL)
104 Reviews
Ann Arbor T-shirt Co. Pew Pew Wars | Funny Sci-Fi Space Star Noises Science For Geek Men Women T-Shirt-(Adult,XL)
  • MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is...
  • UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size...
  • SOFT FABRICS | Our shirts are a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 100% USA-grown cotton. If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy plants grown by American farmers. These...
Best Product No. 10
Cosmos Kitchen Knife Set in Gift Box - Unique Gifts For Men and For Women - 6-Piece Colorful Cooking Chef Knives Set - Best Xmas Gift, Birthday, Anniversary or Appreciation Present Idea - Regalos
800 Reviews
Cosmos Kitchen Knife Set in Gift Box - Unique Gifts For Men and For Women - 6-Piece Colorful Cooking Chef Knives Set - Best Xmas Gift, Birthday, Anniversary or Appreciation Present Idea - Regalos
  • WHAT A BEAUTIFUL VALUE! First, you marvel at the beauty of Chef's Vision Knives, with each colorful blade displaying a stunning color image of the unfolding universe. But the best is yet to come - because Chef's Vision Knives perform as beautifully as...
  • WHAT AN OUT OF THIS WORLD GIFT! What's the best thing Chef's Vision Cosmos Series Knives make? That's easy: they make the perfect gift! Whether it's for the Holidays, Mother's Day, for newlyweds, a great Father's Day gift, a graduation or birthday...
  • WHAT A BEAUTIFULLY CRAFTED SET OF KNIVES! The blades are high quality, durable stainless steel honed to razor sharpness for cutting ease. The solidly constructed handles are ergonomically designed for a balanced, secure grip, and they're color-coded so...
Best Product No. 11
Tech Support Definition Shirt-Funny Computer Nerd Gift Shirt
8 Reviews
Tech Support Definition Shirt-Funny Computer Nerd Gift Shirt
  • This "Tech Support Definition T-Shirt" makes a great Birthday or Christmas gift idea for your loved geeky ones. Perfect tee shirt for your if you work as Tech support engineer, Programmer, Help desk guy, Computer science student or Sysadmin.
  • Funny Computer Nerd Geek Techie Tee Shirt for techies, geeks, nerds and tech support engineers. This geeky shirt will impress people you cross and your work colleague will love it for sure.
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Best Product No. 12
UbiKORT 3D Illusion Night Light Millennium Falcon Table Lamp Great Birthday Gift for Kids Bedroom Decor Star Wars Fans [Upgrade Version]
151 Reviews
UbiKORT 3D Illusion Night Light Millennium Falcon Table Lamp Great Birthday Gift for Kids Bedroom Decor Star Wars Fans [Upgrade Version]
  • CYBER MONDAY SALE 50% OFF Everyone including STAR WARS FANS loves to have the UbiKORT 3D Star Wars Millennium Falcon Lamp! The lamp is a GREAT BIRTHDAY GIFT item for men, women, boys, girls, kids, star wars fans of all ages.
  • LONG LASTING 10 LED BULBS: Each of our energy efficient Led bulb has a lifespan of 50,000 hours. This means that your 3D Lamp Star Wars Millennium Falcon will LAST A LIFETIME.
  • SAFE FOR KID'S USE: Our LED produces a warm glow, yet it doesn't over heat. It is cold to the touch so kids can use with total confidence.
Best Product No. 13
Feelin Good Tees I Am Your Father Humor Funny Gift for Men Nerd Geek T-Shirt XL Black
31 Reviews
Feelin Good Tees I Am Your Father Humor Funny Gift for Men Nerd Geek T-Shirt XL Black
  • AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out.
  • TOP QUALITY: Professional screen printed and designed in the USA by Feelin' Good Tees. Nothing beats our outstanding selection of funny t shirts!
  • GREAT FEEL: All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton with the following exceptions; Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester; Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester if available. . Available in 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL for big guys.
Best Product No. 14
No I Will Not Fix Your Computer | Funny IT Geek Geeky for Men Women Nerd T-Shirt-(Adult,XL) Sport Grey
13 Reviews
No I Will Not Fix Your Computer | Funny IT Geek Geeky for Men Women Nerd T-Shirt-(Adult,XL) Sport Grey
  • MICHIGAN ARTISTS & PRINTERS | this design was drawn and screen printed (silk screened) with pride by our skilled illustrators and printers in Ann Arbor. If you're ever in the area, stop by for a free tour and see how we make your apparel! Tagless tag is...
  • UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING | this shirt is slightly tapered to be a little less boxy than the old style of mass-market t-shirt. Nothing drastic, and most people wear the same size in our shirts as they do in all of their others, but you might go one size...
  • SOFT FABRICS | This shirt is a ringspun, 30/1 fine jersey knit on 90% USA-grown cotton (10% polyester for the two-tone effect). If you don't speak t-shirt geek, that means they are soft and smooth with a high thread-count, tight knit made out of fuzzy...
Best Product No. 15
Threadrock Achievement Unlocked Infant Bodysuit & Men's T-Shirt Matching Set (Baby: 12M, Black|Men's: L, Black)
48 Reviews
Threadrock Achievement Unlocked Infant Bodysuit & Men's T-Shirt Matching Set (Baby: 12M, Black|Men's: L, Black)
  • Threadrock exclusive, dad and baby son or daughter matching set
  • Unisex infant bodysuit, designed for baby boys or baby girls; lap shoulder for easy on-off; 100% combed ringspun cotton; 1x1 baby rib; three-snap closure
  • Men's tee: 100% preshrunk cotton; seamless rib knit collar; taped neck and shoulders; double-needle hemmed bottom and sleeves
Best Product No. 16
Crazy Socks For Men: Mens Funny Dress Socks: Novelty Crazy Cool & Funky Colorful Sock: Geek Computer Processor
46 Reviews
Crazy Socks For Men: Mens Funny Dress Socks: Novelty Crazy Cool & Funky Colorful Sock: Geek Computer Processor
  • COOL & FUNNY MENS DRESS SOCKS: in a cool and colorful blend of tops, heals, and toes. These great socks immediately put you in the funky spirit. Perfect for wearing these crazy and novelty socks to the office or anywhere else.
  • SOFT, BREATHABLE, CRAZY these socks feel amazing on your feet. We use an outstanding blend of 60% Combed Cotton with 38% Microfiber.
  • 2 PACK of our favorite Geek & Science Dress Socks for Men give you enough to make you look great through any event. Great Christmas Stocking Stuffers! They go well with slacks, jeans, and even formal suits and tuxedos.
Best Product No. 17
Albert Einstein Inspirational Quote Pen - Strive Not to Be a Success, but Rather to be of Value - Motivational Business Gifts for Students Teachers Nerds Scientists Graduates Professional Men Women
7 Reviews
Albert Einstein Inspirational Quote Pen - Strive Not to Be a Success, but Rather to be of Value - Motivational Business Gifts for Students Teachers Nerds Scientists Graduates Professional Men Women
  • Albert Einstein engraved quote pen, engraved with his famous inspirational quote, "Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value."
  • Twist-style pen cap is engraved with Albert Einstein's signature
  • This durable, heavyweight luxury pen weighs 46 grams and measures 5.6 inches long
Best Product No. 18
Sock It To Me Circuit Board Mens Crew Socks OS,Green,One Size
88 Reviews
Sock It To Me Circuit Board Mens Crew Socks OS,Green,One Size
  • QUIRKY DESIGN - Follow in the footsteps of Peter Venkman and tell everyone to back off man. You're a scientist.
  • STYLISH AND COMFORTABLE - Your toes will be cozy in these eye-catching, thick, comfy socks. Show everyone your love of science, computers, and-or soldering with these awesome socks.
  • DURABLE, SOFT, AWESOME - These circuit crews are made in Korea from 53% cotton, 45% polyester, 2% spandex.
Best Product No. 19
ThinkGeek Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter - Laser-Etched Stainless-Steel Blade with Solid Zinc-Alloy Chromium-Plated Body
642 Reviews
ThinkGeek Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter - Laser-Etched Stainless-Steel Blade with Solid Zinc-Alloy Chromium-Plated Body
  • Star Trek Pizza Cutter - This Pizza Cutter is in the shape of the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 from Star Trek: The Original Series.
  • Cut Pizza Boldly - The Star Trek Pizza Cutter has its mission to explore strange new pizzas, seek out new toppings and cheeses, and boldly cut pizza where no man has cut before.
  • Stainless Steel - The pizza cutter is a laser-etched stainless-steel blade with a zinc-alloy chromium-plated body. Not dishwasher safe, hand wash only.
Best Product No. 20
All Fun and Games Until Funny Novelty Graphic Sarcastic T Shirt L Black
234 Reviews
All Fun and Games Until Funny Novelty Graphic Sarcastic T Shirt L Black
  • AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out. Want to make dad look like a super star? This shirt has a great look and cool fit.
  • TOP QUALITY: Our Graphic Tees are Professionally screen printed and designed in the USA by Feelin' Good Tees. Nothing beats our outstanding selection of funny sarcastic t shirts! The shirt will make for great father's day gifts , birthday present , gift...
  • GREAT FEEL: All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton with the following exceptions; Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester; Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester if available. . Available in 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL This tee will bring the adult humor out in the best...
Best Product No. 21
Mens Funny Dress Socks Wedding Groomsmen's Socks 10-13,Multicolor
243 Reviews
Mens Funny Dress Socks Wedding Groomsmen's Socks 10-13,Multicolor
  • Brighten up your wardrobe for these mens fun design dress socks
  • 68% Acrylic,30% Polyester,2% Spandex
  • Excellent anti-bacteria and odor removal functions
Best Product No. 22
DCI Pop Quiz Clock, Black and White, Metal, 11-1/2' Diameter, Mathematics Teacher Gift, Wall Clock for Classroom, Home, Office
352 Reviews
DCI Pop Quiz Clock, Black and White, Metal, 11-1/2" Diameter, Mathematics Teacher Gift, Wall Clock for Classroom, Home, Office
  • Analog display wall clock made of matte black powder coated metal with white letters and numbers, great for classrooms or the office
  • As the clock ticks, the hands move around the dial indicating the time of day through a different math problem for each hour
  • A unique and creative way to keep track of time, this wall clock is a fun and challenging brain exercise. Solve it and you might solve the riddle of time!
Best Product No. 23
Funny Computer Binary Programmer, developer Geek Shirt Gift
  • If you love technology, program and love the binary code, and also consider yourself a Nerd or a Geek, this shirt is perfect for you. Use it every day at school, at university or at work. For IT Professional, men, women who love to code
  • The perfect tshirt ideas for developers in C, C++, C#, Delphi, HTML, Java, JavaScript, jQuery, Ruby, Visual Basic .NET and others language
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Best Product No. 24
Binary Tree Computer Coding Programmer T-Shirt
12 Reviews
Binary Tree Computer Coding Programmer T-Shirt
  • This Binary Tree Computer Coding T-Shirt is the perfect gift for any nerds, geeks, computer lovers, computer science major, computer science graduate, engineer, data nerd, or even a nerdy mom or dad. Geek out with this shirt on!
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Best Product No. 25
Funny Tech Support Checklist T-Shirt, Sysadmin Gift T Shirt
20 Reviews
Funny Tech Support Checklist T-Shirt, Sysadmin Gift T Shirt
  • This Funny Helpdesk and Tech Support T-Shirt makes a perfect gift for Tech Support Hotline Engineers, IT team or Helpdesk guys. Awesome Tech Support Checklist T-Shirt, Helpdesk Hotline Shirt for proud Sysadmins.
  • Tech Support Hotline Try Turning it Off And On Again T-shirt. Christmas or Birthday gifts shirts for geeks , nerds, tech support engineers, helpdesk guys and sysadmins.
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Best Product No. 26
Computer Repair Hourly Rate, Computer Repair Geek T-shirt
5 Reviews
Computer Repair Hourly Rate, Computer Repair Geek T-shirt
  • A great gift for all occasions: Birthday, Father's day, Mother's day, Valentine's day, Christmas, Halloween, Labor day, 4th of July, etc. Computer geeks, computer repair agent, tech support, system admins, computer geeks and nerds will love this T-shirt.
  • This "Computer Repair Hourly Rate, Computer Repair Geek T-shirt" is great for showing how geeky you are. Wear it with pride to office. Your team and colleagues will love it. Great for Geeks, Nerds, IT engineers, tech support engineers and sysadmins.
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Best Product No. 27
Funny Tech Support Checklist Helpdesk Hotline Coffee & Tea Gift Mug, Gifts for Men & Women Technical Support Engineer, Computer Geek or Nerd and Help Desk
2 Reviews
Funny Tech Support Checklist Helpdesk Hotline Coffee & Tea Gift Mug, Gifts for Men & Women Technical Support Engineer, Computer Geek or Nerd and Help Desk
  • THE PERFECT GIFT IDEA: It is hard to come up with a unique present sometimes. You can't go wrong with an uncommon, not sold in stores coffee mug that tells the world about the person drinking from it.
  • THE PREMIUM FULL COLOR sublimation imprint appears on both sides of this 11-ounce white ceramic mug. They're crafted from the highest-grade ceramic, and our designs are printed and sublimated in the United States.
  • THIS 11 OUNCE WHITE ceramic coffee mug has a large, easy to grip C-handle and is both microwave and dishwasher safe.
Best Product No. 28
USB Floppy Disk I am Your Father T-shirt, Geek Gifts Tshirt
5 Reviews
USB Floppy Disk I am Your Father T-shirt, Geek Gifts Tshirt
  • USB Floppy Disk Funny Geek Tee Shirt - Computer Nerd Shirt. USB I Am Your Father Funny Gift T-shirt for computer nerds, geeks. Perfect as a birthday gift for Computer Programmers.
  • This Funny Geek Nerd T-shirt is a perfect birthday or Christmas gift idea for computer programmers, sysadmins, geeks, nerds, coders, IT tech support, IT managers, IT Helpdesk hotline clerks and any computer enthusiastic you know.
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
Best Product No. 29
Feelin Good Tees OBI Juan Sci Fi Nerd Geek Movie Science Graphic Tee for Men Very Funny T Shirt XL Black
27 Reviews
Feelin Good Tees OBI Juan Sci Fi Nerd Geek Movie Science Graphic Tee for Men Very Funny T Shirt XL Black
  • AWESOME FIT: Fits True to size, great fit and feel - Wash with cold water, inside out.
  • TOP QUALITY: Professional screen printed and designed in the USA by Feelin' Good Tees. Nothing beats our outstanding selection of funny sarcasm t shirts!
  • GREAT FEEL: All shirts are 100% preshrunk cotton with the following exceptions; Ash Grey is 99/1 cotton/polyester; Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/polyester if available. . Available in 2XL, 3XL, 4XL and 5XL This tee will bring the adult humor out in the best...
Best Product No. 30
ATECH Multifunction Pen 7 in 1 Tech Tool Pen with Ruler, Stylus, Bottle Opener, 2 Screw Driver, and Phone Stand, Multifunction Tool Fit for Mens Gift (Black)
199 Reviews
ATECH Multifunction Pen 7 in 1 Tech Tool Pen with Ruler, Stylus, Bottle Opener, 2 Screw Driver, and Phone Stand, Multifunction Tool Fit for Mens Gift (Black)
  • The tech tool pen comes with 7 very handy functions: a ballpoint pen, a stylus, a bottle opener, a mini flat-head, a Phillips screwdriver, a metric and inch ruler, and a phone stand
  • Twist action pen, write fluently, durable, smart and portable
  • TSA compliant Air travel friendly

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